While I appreciate that your QED solidifies your point and therefor there is no way to logically argue your point ever throughout the history of time, you should probably relax and realize that one person pointing out one poorly described non event isn't worth your capital letter outrage and mild sarcasm. Maybe you could try tackling the comments displaying blatant homophobia and anti immigrant attitudes that could actually blossom into actual problems in our society instead of someone trying to helpfully clarify an event description that maybe isn't completely the clearest. I.e. The event poster could have take then time to write the sentence "The white flint express is a safe and fun children's sized train ride that travels around the mall" and no one would ever be confused without having to read into anything.

Also, a kiddie train going around Montgomery Mall is probably about as non event an event you could get, but so are the free computer help screenings that have been going on at Hilltop Computers for the past two weeks so there's plenty of silly nonevent nonsense on Patch. But this is their website and their standards, so they'll have to decide.

Did I not say Q.E.D.? What's the point of trying to argue against me?

Have you been to White Flint (not Montgomery) Mall lately? It's a ghost town. For WFM, that stupid little train IS an event. Even by Patch standards.

The Egg has spoken. Here endeth the Egg.